This Is Something To Help Me Avoid Homework
3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

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mishasminions:

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

QUICK STEVE GRAB HIS WALKER

mishasminions:

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

QUICK STEVE GRAB HIS WALKER

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work in an average sized supermarket, more specifically in the tiny café/bakery it has. I usually get to be the one to clean the customer restrooms (technically a company is supposed to do it but they only clean up once a day before we open, so during the day we have to do it ourselves) as I’m kind of unfazed by bodily fluids as long as I got gloves on. 
Now, I am used to finding random stuff in there - phones, purses, jackets, sometimes entire handbags, I even found a box full of DVDs in there once. That day topped it all.
I go and clean the restrooms before my lunch break as always; there’s been some commotion going on for a while that day because some guy was running around claiming someone kidnapped his baby, but the café staff didn’t get involved.
Just as I set down my bucket full of cleanser bottles, I hear gurgling. I go investigate and, in the last stall, there is a stroller with a baby in it. Turns out the dude yelling at everyone in reach to call the police went to pee and forgot his frickin child. 
Sometimes I just can’t.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work in an average sized supermarket, more specifically in the tiny café/bakery it has. I usually get to be the one to clean the customer restrooms (technically a company is supposed to do it but they only clean up once a day before we open, so during the day we have to do it ourselves) as I’m kind of unfazed by bodily fluids as long as I got gloves on. 

Now, I am used to finding random stuff in there - phones, purses, jackets, sometimes entire handbags, I even found a box full of DVDs in there once. That day topped it all.

I go and clean the restrooms before my lunch break as always; there’s been some commotion going on for a while that day because some guy was running around claiming someone kidnapped his baby, but the café staff didn’t get involved.

Just as I set down my bucket full of cleanser bottles, I hear gurgling. I go investigate and, in the last stall, there is a stroller with a baby in it. Turns out the dude yelling at everyone in reach to call the police went to pee and forgot his frickin child. 

Sometimes I just can’t.

guardian:

New Harry Potter covers revealed

All cover illustrations by Jonny Duddle/Bloomsbury 

hurricane-head:

Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?

LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE 

WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?

WHO I ASK YOU

JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON

I’m on my own now

korra-avatastic:

Different groups of people must learn to live together. This is my Mission, to use Raava’s light spirit to guide the world toward peace.

Avatar Wan, S02 E08, Beginnings Part 2